This is a 7.5 oz. terry hoodie with a double drawstring suitable for all occasions. Wear it with your favorite sweatpants to lounge around the house on a lazy Sunday: you've never been comfier. Wear it to your idiot Uncle's third wedding with no pants like you're Porky F'in Pig: the other guests will thank you for your bold sartorial choices. Are we saying it will change your life? Yeah, by at least $69. Nice.