For this creation, we polled the world's preeminent artists to select the finest colors in existence, then painstakingly arranged them in the most pleasing possible pattern. Lightweight and comfortable materials were employed to make you faster and sexier. This is the pinnacle of cycling fashion. You will want to wear it to the office, weddings, on first dates, etc., and we encourage this.
 
Featuring proprietary "If it zips, it fits" technology, this jersey is the Platonic ideal of jersey fit. It is longer than jerseys that are too short; shorter than jerseys that are too long; smaller than jerseys that are too large; and larger than jerseys that are too small. If you size up, the sleeves will be loose. Model is 5'11", 150-ish lbs , wearing a Small and utterly content with it.