According to RFK Jr, the best way to prevent brain worms is to replace your water bottles regularly. Or maybe that’s the best way *to get* brain worms? Honestly, really hard to understand what that guy is saying.
 
Anyway, new bottles are here, so get brain worms or don’t. I’m not here to tell you how to live your life.
 
They do look good though. The bottles. Not the brain worms. And certainly not RFK Jr. He looks like if you microwaved Mel Gibson too long. Why was anyone microwaving Mel Gibson in the first place? Wild times.
 
$15 for the big bois, $12 for the little guys.