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"I really wanted to go on a date with him, maybe even marry him, but then he died of a bacterial infection from his eight-year-old water bottle because he was trying to save $12. Like, what would he even spend that $12 on? Pizza? I would have gotten him a pizza. I would have gotten him anything he wanted." - Scarlett Johansson, speaking through tears at your memorial service.


Your move, guy.

In Velo Veritas 21 oz Water Bottles

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